Viagra

Today is day 2 of cheap cialis suppositories. I am instructed to put in one suppository four times a day. To say they are gross, would be an understatement. I constantly feel as if I am leaking or dripping all day long. Because the cialis is inclosed in wax, it is the wax that dissolves and leaves you wanting a diaper...almost. Seriously though, I think I wear two liners at a time and I still feel gross.

Joke of the day...


Viagra cut into four
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.

The pharmacist said "That`s no problem. How many do you want?"

The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen, but can you cut each one into four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That`s too small a dose. That won`t get you through sex."

The gentleman said, "Oh, that`s all right. I`m past eighty years old, and I don`t even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don`t pee on my shoes.

I wish I had the sex drive side effect, instead of feeling like I'm dripping on my shoes.

-R.